monkeepuzzle is trying to send me a huntsman spider in the mail

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl) 03/22/2017 at 12:50 • Filed to: None

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send help

McMike > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/22/2017 at 12:53

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So Secret Senna is back on?

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 03/22/2017 at 12:54

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everything is backwards in Aus, christmas in March. I hope apers0n enjoys the spiders, they are a traditional march christmas gift

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > McMike 03/22/2017 at 12:54

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So far 5 confirmed packages of huntsman spiders are mailed to aperson.

interstate366, now In The Industry > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/22/2017 at 12:57

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RIP

Viggen > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/22/2017 at 12:58

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I’m not allowed to send Anti-Spider Nuclear Weapons through the mail anymore, sorry.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/22/2017 at 13:03

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I suggest fire

MonkeePuzzle > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/22/2017 at 13:05

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friggin slack leaking into oppo, and I dont even get pizza rolls out of it?

S65 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/22/2017 at 13:11

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I’m sending bombs to your mailbox right now

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > S65 03/22/2017 at 13:26

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The world’s first benevolent mail bomb.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > MonkeePuzzle 03/22/2017 at 13:27

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You get the Jack Baruth award:

MonkeePuzzle > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 03/22/2017 at 13:28

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PIZZA ROLLS!!!

or at least bagels!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > MonkeePuzzle 03/22/2017 at 13:31

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I’m sorry since Oppositelock is sponsored by Hot Pockets and Feet, you’ll have to make due with delicious, healthy, and easy to make Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets are great for shitposting from mom’s basement.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/22/2017 at 13:36

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If he gets bit by the spider, we can have a spider-man with an alfa.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > S65 03/22/2017 at 13:38

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that’s illegal

interstate366, now In The Industry > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/22/2017 at 13:59

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We’ll save you by sending some spider wasps. Then when the spider wasps become a problem we’ll send you some snakes. Then when the snakes become a problem we’ll send some gorillas that survive on snake meat. Then when winter comes along, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > S65 03/22/2017 at 14:14

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Jesus, you must be broke after paying the shipping on that thing.

TheRealBicycleBuck > interstate366, now In The Industry 03/22/2017 at 15:30

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly....